It's Showtime!

this has been lingering in my mind for the past few days.. but i have not got the chance to write this down cos the time-consuimgn inventory checks and documentations, the non-stop support for the customers, the never-ending issues with refunds and RMAs (find out in Google what RMA is) and the consistent practices for Counter Strike and Quake 3, hehehe..

so now here i am, unleashed of those stuffs for the moment and writing down the thoughts that were going thru my mind.

**this is best written in malay cos when u read, sure got more uummpphhh!**

1. aku windu pat ofis lama tu, lagi2 bulan puasa. mcm tahun lepas kita semua dok tido/ngorok pat sofa best tu.. sempat jugak mengumpat.. KAU RABAK AH DIN! MENGAJAR SAK! haha

2. aku windu dok pat tempat aku yg pat ofis lama tu... dok lak sebelah assistant leader, jadi apa2 berita, aku dpt dgr FIRST HAND.. hehe.. bukan eavesdrop lah.. TERdengar jer..

3. aku windu kerja lama (tapi tak sangat lah) sbb aku leh marah² user pasal taknak buat ni taknak buat tu.. the most important reason sbb dorang manja and bengap nak mampos...

4. aku windu pat sana sbb aku leh 'bully' si mamak pat sana tu.. alah yg mamak tu.. ah yg tu.. yg slalu buat aku marah tu.. yg mcm parrot, yg kejap2 tanya aku soalan yg sama.. ah mamak yg tu lah..

5. aku windu pat sana sbb aku leh maki user masa dorang masa online on the fon dgn aku.. ni semua pasal the magical power of the MUTE button of the callmaster.

6. aku windu pat sana sbb aku leh pekik nama ida/din or nama sesaper jer lah sbb nak tanya benda atau sajer nak ketawa2, padahal dorang nyer tempat duduk cuma lat 2 tempat dari aku... hahaha

7. aku windu tempat lama abb aku leh bertekak dgn din dan ugut dia with 'KO NAK TGK ORG MATI TELAN COMPUTER TAK???' bila dia nyanyi lagu tu... *DIAM EH DIN!*

8. aku windu sana sbb masa lunch kita semua subahat pi sama2, setiap hari Khamis MUSTI pergi UTAMA for D'Utama Chicken Rice. dan ida lak tak abis2 dgn pisang goreng dia.. hehehe..

9. aku windu skali bila aku pi kedai mamak tu then mintak aku nyer special order.. sampai mamak tu ingat muka aku ah..
'Man! Nasi goreng ikan bilis merah punya, mata lembu, PEDAAAASSS NANGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS satu!'

10. last skali ah.. aku windu korang lah yg pat sana tu.. yg menjadi sandaran kegilaan aku, mood tak baik aku dan yg sewaktu dgn nyer...

Sekian thank you. ;p

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yesterday we had a company bbq.
it was held in our Senior VP for Sales, A's house.
It was at Jln N/i/p/a/h and it was damn cool!
rumah besau sak..
well.. im not gonna say much about the bbq, cos its gonna be the same thing, food etc. well they made special arrangement for me as im the only MALAY. haha.. so sweet of them..

anyway just wanted to share with u pple that on the way to the bbq, i got into an accident. yup! a real accident. well, the french guy and me were in my senior's car and we hit a car in front of us in the middle of the ECP.. and in the right lane pulak tu.

no worries, im not hurt in any way. the one hurt is Eugene, i mean he's hurt in his pocket. he cant even start his car after the crash. whereas the car only had his license plate falling off and dats it. no dent etc. and he drove off after taking donw particulars etc.

the best part was me and the french guy got a ride in here...


well, im not gonna say any further.. just look at the damage..

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we have moved to the new office..
like what the British guy in the office would say.. it was MASSSIVE..
apa yg massive pun aku tak tau..
the office is definitely bigger, much much more spacious (duh!) brigtly lighted up..
however amidst our happiness in getting the new place, comes with it is the VERY FARKING IRRITATING feeling.

this is cos now that our team is just beside the main office, everybody starts to look for us EVERY NOW AND THEn.
and worse, with the door not installed with the card system, EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE comes in and out of the office every few minutes.
WE ARE DAT DAMN POPULAR SAK!
ntah apa ke benda ntah.. skejap² dgr bunyi pintu..
GEDEGANG GEDEGUNG GEDEGANG GEDEGUNG!!!
i got so irritated that i totally shut myself out from the office..
i was lucky to be sitting right at the corner of the office, facing the wall.. so i did wat i do best - BUAT BODOH!
i put on my noise-cancelling headphones and blasted the music, of cos with maximum bass lah.

ok enuf of complaints. enuf for today at least. hehe

we were having lunch at the food court just now and a kolig was having the Fishball Noodle. this guy, E was making fun of the French guy's food - he was eating some fish dish. E kept saying yucks and all. French guy was maintaining his cool. then out of the sudden he asked E - you know how they make Fishballs?

E had to say no... si bengap tu. SOOOOO without any prompts si French guy ni began..

French Guy: First the man take the fish paste and make it into a ball. then looks like the ball is not so round. so he took the fishball and roll it under his armpit. dats y they are so round now.

GELI KAN!!! oh wait then he added.. Hey E!!! this ball of yours got hair in it! must be the hair from the armpit...

hahahahah!! damn disgusting kan ni org?? giler sak.. loyer tekak aku..
im gonna avoid fishball noodle for a while now... lol

a good piece of news came in towards the end of the day..
since Deepavali falls on 21st Oct thats a saturday, our boss declared the following monday, 23rd Oct as an OFF DAY!! woohoo!!! terus sambung HARI RAYA PUASA holiday!!! woohooo!!! baikz ah! save sikit leave days aku..

\me singing 'i feeeeeeel goooood~~~~'

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i made a very nice plan of going home at 6pm sharp today...have not been home early this few days, BUT here i am still in the office, listening to the music with my engineers and manager
we're listening to Buble's - HOME.. shouting out I WANA GO HOME but we are still here in the office working... hehe.. wat an irony.. haha

today's gona be the second last day in the ofis...
so we are like staying here taking our own sweet time to go home.. hehe..

ever since i have been working here, we have been keeping ourselves updated with alot of gadget updates, like the new IPOD SHUFFLE that is so nice and small and so freaking expensive.. well after all, it is APPLE right? so we are basically buying the brand..

the french butoh guy (hahahahah!) and i were having lunch together today and we were discussing about this. we were having lunch at Fig's & Olive, then dunno how, we came to talk about vegetarian food.

i was sharing with him that some vegetarians dun even eat eggs cos they are from animals etc.. then this came from him.. 'im suprised on that cos some of these vegetarians dun eat eggs and all.. cos they pity animals etc but they buy leather!!'

aku stunned sak! mana datang otak ni anak eh... aku tersedak sak mkn sandwich aku.. hahaha!!!

well... this is ONE of the MANY SMART talks we have here...
wonder what's in store for tomoro.. *taps fingers on table and wonders...*

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as what is mentioned in the subject heading, i cant really update much cos im starting to pack stuffs out of this office.

Yeah guys.. im going away from this office.. too cramp... too many stuffs lying around.. too many things in a small office. *sigh*
yah i know i am barely 2 months here and im moving already..

yeah like how i missed my old office in KKB, i will here as well... so sad.. so much fun things happened here altho its barely 2 months..

well at tleast the best part of the move this time is that EVERYBODY MOVES AS WELL! hehe.. we are all moving to the new office lah.. hehe.. which is at the 18th floor.

well just an overview, my current office is in another building at level 5. this building is just opposite the main office building and the main office is at 18th floor. so now our chairman has taken over the WHOLE OF 18TH FLOOR and he's making us (the LOST BOYS and GIRL) move there so that we are not tersingkir anymore. hehe..

well actually we prefer it here.. no boss, no chairman. in short, NO GOVERNMENT!
but takpe lah.. there's pros and cons to this lah ah (trying to pacify myself here)

anyway here's one for you pple..
this is iffah's rendition of BUSHUUUUUKKKKK AHHHHH!!!

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no no..
i have not moved to another new blog address..
i have moved from a being an avid NOKIA user to a noobie SE user.
hehe.. all because of the camera function and of cos, the data cable that comes TOGETHER with the packaging.

yes i know that the Nokia N series have all got data cable together in the package, but i was looking for a change. you know.. for the fun of it.
moreover, it was a birthday present from hubby to me...
THANK YOU HUBBY!! LUV U! muahz...
hehe.. thank you for being SO THE VERY THE PATIENT with me...

u see, i was very very very fickle about the choices that i was spoilt with...
K800i, K610i, K7501, N73 (very sui camera!!)..

i didnt get the k800i, cos the price was still too steep...
didnt want the k610i, unless it was a RED one, but that SOMEONE will jeles.. hehe *winkz at ct*
the N73 was ok but i was attracted to SE phones...

so i finally decided on this new toy with a 2.0 camera with autofocus.
quite cool. hehe.. very happy...

the first thing i did when i got the fon was to take picture lor!
ahahaha.. my main models - my pwincess and my king lah.. who else..
kesian dorang kena paksa posing.. haha

anyway these are just some of the end results of my cam-whoring session with my new toy...


The king


the pwincess


the queen and pwincess and her bantal buchuk


and of cos, the king and queen

add-on: YUP! its a SE K750i!!! haha

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some pple are just so farking rude..

i was taught that if i am angry, i am NOT to say anything right there and then cos when i do, i regret it afterwards.. right D?

Well, it took me a couple of lessons to learn that and yes, alhamdulillah i have maintained it well.
when im angry, i'd rather ignore that person im angry with and keep quiet.
While keeping quiet, i tink about what i want to say.

u know when u are damn farking pissed at that very moment, the worst kind of words or actions that you want to do to that person will come in ur mind..
but after a while, after letting urself cool down, you will tend to cease ur anger along as well.. u know u can tink of other not-so-bad words as an alternative..
and the more u cool down, the lesser u tink about the bad words u want to use against that person.

u see it's all about maintaining your anger, your feelings.. haiz.. mmg susah.. i so so so agree to that.. but we got to start to learn someday rite?

so pple, when u are angry, just SHUT UP and cool down first..
u nvr know that you can tink of better ideas on how to get back at the person who made you angry.. haha..

arrêtez ceci satisfont. il n'obtient pas mieux déjà.

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